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edmundcorcoran:

in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?

acheerforthebroken:

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

That’s an accurate summary, yes.

officialbioware:

fuckyourfreckles:

officialbioware:

femshep:

wtf is eurovision

when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons

i thought it was the hunger games with talent

what talent

herpski:

Is That The Singers Native Language or Bad English a eurovision-themed game for the whole family

timelordvortex:

xxmisty:

In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it

But there have been some close calls.

swinubuh:

When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free

unlike-the-movies:

tumblr europeans have their differences but i think we all agree that the gay vampire should win

cosette-courgette:

diedholdinghands:

xenoprincess:

to everyone dissing Bonnie just remember

there have been darker times

shh we don’t talk about that

we never talk about that

the-eleventh-blog:

lefayss:

samandriel:

Is this what it’s like to live in Europe

yes

yes

himaryua:

theres some deep sexual tension between this man and his shadow in a box 

deansammyy:

if eurovision is the hunger games then romania is effie

capitolsecrets:

thor of eurovision has arrived

do i even need to say something