May 2013
“One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui)
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...
thenorwoodbuilder:
ex-cuse-u:
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
imaginethat1d:
textpostsrus:
smattenhove:
cacen:
teapartyasian:
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
smad.
angrad
two types of people
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things.
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
gaysexistheanswer:
hungarian:
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
pockytardis:
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
"Can you give us any hints about Sherlock?"
deeperstateofmind:
waitfortheawesomeness:
dudeufugly:
thank you Benedict! big help!
Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John
the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
