You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just canceled your action.
I heard this great joke on Sims...
Ba harmy putar?
Girls, there's a fine line between wearing make up and looking like you got gang banged by Crayola.
Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us Americans are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:
Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place
Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man
Harry Potter and The Hot Cup
Harry Potter and The Bird Club
Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood
Harry Potter and Death
I can’t even
That one teacher who talks faster than you can take notes...